meme4u:

oh Harry

redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied

(via blackmetrosexualabrahamlincoln)

Tumblr is (sarcasm) amazing sometimes.

Yes, the 22 year old, unemployed furry with fandoms listed. This is the blog I will get my political information from.

Anonymous said: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

(Source: cocolooo, via griffybabyyyy)

Yes I am a hunter, and it’s “you” season.

(Source: dailypawnee, via maeby-funke)

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita, via pixelpromise)

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

(Source: shebegb, via oomshi)

Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:

gayteenss:

  • Push me against the wall, the/a door
  • Gently grab my chin and make me look into your eyes
  • Grab my waist and pull my body against yours
  • Caress my cheek
  • Pull my hair
  • Put your hand in the back pocket of my jeans
  • Bite my lip
  • Put your arms around my neck
  • Tease me
  • Look at me with those eyes of yours, that naughty look of yours is irresistible

(Source: GayTeenss, via pixelpromise)

witchybitchyandtrippy:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

NOPE

(via wolframhart)

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

(via insomnia-mornings)

Happy 43rd Birthday, Amy Meredith Poehler! (September 16, 1971)

(Source: jess-miller, via maeby-funke)